Cali Bites the Big One

We're taking this week out with a bang.Earlier this week Cali slipped on the ice at school and got a dark bruise on her cheek, and a bruised goose egg on her chin...

This picture was taken a few days later so the bruises are faded.  But then today I got a phone call from our neighbor who works in the office at the Elementary school.  Cali had fallen during recess and had a huge fat lip.  The teeth don't seem to be loose and she says she can go and try and eat lunch.  She'd been given an ice pack.Okay, that sounds simple enough to me.  And then I got home and saw her:

I hurt just looking at her.  (Excuse the never ending remodeling mess in the background).
"Let me see your teeth, Cali."

And I saw it.  Her brand new, front, permanent tooth is chipped.  The right one in the picture is chipped diagonally up the right side.
*Groan*
From now on Cali's going to wear a football helmet to school.  Do you think they come in pink? With, possibly, a picture of Justin Bieber on it?